Ruin-A-Wish Game

[smitty]

I wish smitty would get his way more often, so we all didn't have to listen to him whine!

Granted, but know half the people in the world just fell dead.

I wish Chris Tyler would not have wish for that.

[Cat]

Granted- Now all those stupid people are alive again!!!!!!!

I wish smitty would have given me a zone sooner.

JTP and yes i am alive again.

[Lucky4ever247]

I wish smitty would have given me a zone sooner.

Granted..But he thought you meant ozone, and the light headedness that
followed made you dizzy and you fell into the walnut and drowned.

I wish I could putt like E mac..

[smitty]

I wish I could putt like E mac..

Granted, but you putt like the broken handed E-Mac and not the Stud E-Mac, and you putt wobbles like crazy and ruins all you confidence.

I wish I could putt like the stud E-Mac!

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I could putt like the stud E-Mac!

Granted, but you can't out-drive a new born baby.

I wish that people will come out to the Little Apple Open this year!

[disclizard]

I wish that people will come out to the Little Apple Open this year!

granted: sixteen busses pull up and unload at the tourney. Unfortuneatly they are sixteen short busses and it takes 2 hours just to teach the occupants the game, the tounament is cancled when half of the people find it funner to sit on thier discs and slide down grassy hills and the other half are still picking thier noses and useing the discs as hats, steering wheels and objects to play hide and seek behind.

I wish I always had a hunderd doller bill in my wallet every single time I opened it .

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I always had a hunderd doller bill in my wallet every single time I opened it .

Granted, but it's super-glued in and you can't get it out to spend it!

I wish that everything runs smoothly at the ROCK this weekend.

[Lucky4ever247]

I wish that everything runs smoothly at the ROCK this weekend.

Granted.. It runs so smooth that you get done too early and all the golfers go to your house and get wasted at an impromptu friz party. The girls run around naked and the police haul you off cuz its Your House!!!


I wish I could throw 500 foot drives regularly not just once in a while.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I could throw 500 foot drives regularly not just once in a while.

Granted, but it turns out that you throw 500, one foot drives VERY regularly!

I wish I didn't get arrested at my impromptu Friz Party!

[dragonessk]

granted; you got run over by a white station wagon doing donuts in your front yard.

I wish people with the swine flu would oink.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but while hunting wild boar in Texas with Dick Cheney, you contract H1N1 and start oinking uncontrollably and Dick empties his Mossberg.


I wish my white station wagon{vista-cruiser} could do a donut.

[disclizard]

friz wrote

I wish my white station wagon{vista-cruiser} could do a donut.

Granted: Mmmm donutz . Your vista cruiser turns into Homer Simpson and donutz is all it will do.

I wish the weather man had good news this month.

[dragonessk]

I wish my white station wagon{vista-cruiser} could do a donut.

"you could literally cruise the vistas"

[dragonessk]

granted; the good news is there will be no blizzards or hurricanes in Kansas this month; only torrential rain and hail with scattered tornadoes.

I wish my stupid cold would go away.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but now your cold is another galaxy, where it pisses off some aliens, who track it back to earth and although the spacecraft has pretty lights, with extreme prejudice it beams up lizard, who is subjected to the worst anal probing recorded in modern history.................oh I`m sorry, I forgot this is RUIN a wish.


I wish farts smelled like a new car.