Ruin-A-Wish Game

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted,kansas is relocated to louisiana,just in time for a hurricane so big,it makes the tornado in the wizard of oz look like a joke.



I wish the 480,000 residents of wichita that have seen lizard riding around with what can only be described as an orange haircut gone bad, didn`t need therapy.

[disclizard]

GRANTED but they still need therapy because they still hate their mothers.


I with there was another way to tell the differnce from frizrockers family reunion, and any other redneck gathering, besides the rusty zippers and yellow tennis shoes.

[ditziwt]

granted. all you need to look for when you pick them out is their clothes are black and white stripes with a number on the front.

i wish i wasnt laid off and had a job.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but the wish genie thought you meant some other kind of job, and you and the hooker looked happy, but you were still unemployed.



I wish we all could have a "stimulus package" that was blonde with long legs.

[disclizard]

Granted but while sharing that cheep hooker with Ditziwt aliens land and and start probing your nether regions while performing # 37 in the kumasutra book. Oh wait never mind that was just Ditziwt back there.



I wish i could huck a disc 350 feet up hill against the wind.

[doc]

Granted...but the device you used is deemed illegal by the PDGA.

I wish my KU Boyz-in-blue will win it all AGAIN this year...

[disclizard]

Granted but the fans go crazy after the final game and riot tearing the town apart and destroy so much damage that KU is forced to shut down Its sports programs.


I wish revolution had a thirty day trial on thier bags so i could decide which one to get.

[Bangrrr]

Granted. Unfortunately, you forgot and left your wallet in the Revoloution when you returned it and can only afford the Fade lite you found @HH filled with used condoms.....

I wish it would be nice tomorrow @ Pawhuska....

[Dirty Dave]

Granted, but as you are enjoying the day and you look into the clear blue sky you suddenly see a spiraling Cessna Skycatcher and you are killed instantly.

I wish my discs didn't stink like poop when I get them out of the pond at Oak park.

[Schoen-hopper]

Granted, you decide to play the optional drop zone for teeing up throwing 3. But your buddies heckle you for years when your shot still ends up in the drink.

I wish I was turning Japanese.

[Ring]

I wish I was turning Japanese.

Granted, but now you can only throw 150 class, which dosen't fair too well in these kansas winds.

I wish Wichita had more courses.

[MOthrows]

I wish Wichita had more courses.

Granted, but all of the courses are on how to make quilts.

I wish today was the average weather day in Salina.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish Wichita had more courses.

Granted, but all of the courses are on how to make quilts.

Very good one!

I wish today was the average weather day in Salina.

Granted, but the magic wish granter thought you meant Salina, NY...and the weather in Salina, KS is still very unpredictable (and noticibly more miserable).

I wish the wind wouldn't be blowing so hard this next week.

[UpChuck]

Granted, but the magic wish granter thought you meant Salina, NY...and the weather in Salina, KS is still very unpredictable (and noticibly more miserable).

I wish the wind wouldn't be blowing so hard this next week.

Granted, but the now the rain clouds can't move on and it rains for 40 day and 40 nights. You never get to play disc golf again.

I wish I didn't have to work every Saturday.

[disclizard]

Granted you'll never work a Saturday again, or a Friday or Thursday in fact you'll never work another day and you cant afford to play disc tourneys while on welfare.


I wish Stars and moon were brighter at night so we could play disc 24/7 without lights.