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Ruin-A-Wish Game
Ruin-A-Wish Game
The rules are simple: I'll post a wish and then the next person has to find some way to ruin the wish.
ex. "I wish I had a billion pounds
Granted but it's in pennies and you are crushed under the weight."
That person then makes their own wish and the cycle continues.
I wish I was a pirate.
ex. "I wish I had a billion pounds
Granted but it's in pennies and you are crushed under the weight."
That person then makes their own wish and the cycle continues.
I wish I was a pirate.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game
That would make you gay.MOthrows wrote:I wish I was a pirate.
I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.
Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game
Then you wouldn't have a boyfriend and you would run out of lotion.disc golf superhero wrote:
I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.
I wish fish had wings and birds had fins.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game
Granted. But a shark landed on your head and you died.smitty wrote:Then you wouldn't have a boyfriend and you would run out of lotion.disc golf superhero wrote:
I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.
I wish fish had wings and birds had fins.
I wish hero wasn't a homophobe and would except me for who I am.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game
Granted,but as You and Hero are flying to a S.F.gay pride parade,the airliner hits a mountain.MOthrows wrote:I wish hero wasn't a homophobe and would except me for who I am.
I wish people were more sensitive.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.
Granted. But in your desire to play disc golf all the time you neglected to let it rain at all causing all of the crops to die and we are now all starving to death.MOthrows wrote:I wish I controlled the weather.
I wish the presidential election were tomorrow so we could skip past all the campaigning.
Eschew Obfuscation
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Nivek9 wrote:MOthrows wrote:I wish I controlled the weather.
I wish the presidential election were tomorrow so we could skip past all the campaigning.
Granted but then we would be stuck with the Clintons and there is no telling what would go on in the Oval Office.
I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger
Life's Circumstances will make you either Bitter or Better...
...Its your Choice
The only way out is through!!!!!
...Its your Choice
The only way out is through!!!!!
Granted I deleted your post! Now you will get pissed and have a heart attack because you are all worked up about nothing.disc golf superhero wrote:Granted. Now you're a midget.jtkustomizer wrote:I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger
I wish I could of left that alone.
I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.
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Granted, but then you lose your job for patting a female student's chest while saying "Great game!"smitty wrote:Granted I deleted your post! Now you will get pissed and have a heart attack because you are all worked up about nothing.disc golf superhero wrote:Granted. Now you're a midget.jtkustomizer wrote:I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger
I wish I could of left that alone.
I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.
I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.
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Granted But now you can't play disc golf for two weeks cause you forgot wifes boobs are on her back and stuck it up her pooper last while drunk and she beat you with the bed side lamp.I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.
I wish it was summer time every time I walked out my door with my disc golf bag.
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Granted,but as you are walking to your car after a Led Zeppelin concert you are struck and killed by a torrent of urine from drunk concert goers peeing in the parking lot.str8 wrote:I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.
I wish I had three arms so I could play guitar like Buckethead.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.