Injured Disc Golfer

str8 · Post by **str8** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:09 pm

I learned that one of our local discgolfers was injured in an accident. Please keep him in your thoughts. Sometime yesterday morning, after removing splinters from his hand with a knife, Tracy Ruder was injured. Apparently he left the knife on the couch to attend to other business and then returned to the couch and sat on the knife. His right cheek was stabbed and required a trip to the ER. He has been released from the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:20 pm

He's in my thoughts.

Did he have a splinter in his butt too!

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:26 pm

Next time call Willis, he was the First Aid man at the SG. county Zoo, he could have stopped the bleeding by applying pressure to T.RUDEs butt cheek, and probably put a little iodine on the wound, a couple of stitches, and one of those Zoo Animal stickers with pictures of vampire bats on it, and you would have been on the course within a hour.

J.K. Willis

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:30 pm

Man that would be a pain in the A$$!

Get well T-Ruder.

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:32 pm

I tried to throw a disc yesterday but it hurt spinning. I just been practicing my short game. Godsend maybe.

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:35 pm

Ruder wrote:I tried to throw a disc yesterday but it hurt spinning. I just been practicing my short game. Godsend maybe.

LMAO

_dm4 · Post by **_dm4** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:28 pm

I have almost done that so many times! I am glad it was not serious (could have been much worse if you know what I mean!!!) and hope you are back out on the course throwing full power soon!

Man, that's gotta hurt!

BlazinPat · Post by **BlazinPat** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:35 pm

Dude That sucks, Sorry to hear. Hope your ass is alright by the time we head out for KC(by the way are you signed up yet?) Are you still going?
Anyways take care and good luck with that injury. Sorry to hear bud.

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:36 pm

Sorry to hear it Tracy. If anyone could handle this kinda situation....

Remember that old Metallica T-shirt "Metal up your A$$"?

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:44 pm

Knifed in the ass??? OMG T.Rude didnt your mommy ever tell you not to play with knives???

Leo D. · Post by **Leo D.** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:10 am

Well I think the "keep it out of your butt" has now been passed on.

discatcher · Post by **discatcher** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:13 pm

This will probably be deleted, but it's a funny story. Sorry T.Rude not making any references to you.

The Newlywed Game was the subject of an urban legend for many years. The story, which had several variations, had Bob Eubanks asking a contestant, "Where is the weirdest place where you have ever made whoopee?" in one episode. The contestant supposedly responded, "In the butt, Bob." Eubanks denied the incident for a long time.

It turned out that the incident in question happened in a 1977 episode where Eubanks asked a wife (Olga) where the weirdest place that she and her husband Hank had the urge to "make whoopee" was. After drawing a blank, and prodded by Eubanks to give an answer, the wife responded, "In the ass" (with "ass" bleeped out). As everyone in the studio laughed uproariously, Eubanks clarified the question, asking for the weirdest location.

Leo D. · Post by **Leo D.** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:44 pm

"assman, team ram-rod, anal probes" so many angles you can take on this one

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:58 pm

discatcher wrote:This will probably be deleted, but it's a funny story. Sorry T.Rude not making any references to you.

The Newlywed Game was the subject of an urban legend for many years. The story, which had several variations, had Bob Eubanks asking a contestant, "Where is the weirdest place where you have ever made whoopee?" in one episode. The contestant supposedly responded, "In the butt, Bob." Eubanks denied the incident for a long time.

It turned out that the incident in question happened in a 1977 episode where Eubanks asked a wife (Olga) where the weirdest place that she and her husband Hank had the urge to "make whoopee" was. After drawing a blank, and prodded by Eubanks to give an answer, the wife responded, "In the ass" (with "ass" bleeped out). As everyone in the studio laughed uproariously, Eubanks clarified the question, asking for the weirdest location.

I've seen that clip

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:14 pm

Ruder wrote:
discatcher wrote:This will probably be deleted, but it's a funny story. Sorry T.Rude not making any references to you.

The Newlywed Game was the subject of an urban legend for many years. The story, which had several variations, had Bob Eubanks asking a contestant, "Where is the weirdest place where you have ever made whoopee?" in one episode. The contestant supposedly responded, "In the butt, Bob." Eubanks denied the incident for a long time.

It turned out that the incident in question happened in a 1977 episode where Eubanks asked a wife (Olga) where the weirdest place that she and her husband Hank had the urge to "make whoopee" was. After drawing a blank, and prodded by Eubanks to give an answer, the wife responded, "In the ass" (with "ass" bleeped out). As everyone in the studio laughed uproariously, Eubanks clarified the question, asking for the weirdest location.
I've seen that clip

That makes two of us.....