Famous Quotes

nastyNate · Post by **nastyNate** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:51 am

"and a large diet Coke!"

Leo D. · Post by **Leo D.** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:40 pm

"liter of cola"

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:08 pm

"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house; and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth - cuz I'll break yo face"

- 50 Cent.

THUG LUV

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:13 am

[Arby's] - Would you like any creamer for your coffee?

"No, thanks. I like my coffee like I like my women; Hot and Black."

- Mace Man to an old lady working the register at Arby's.

And you know Arby's and old people go together like lamb and tuna fish*.

*Name that quote~

McCabe · Post by **McCabe** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:16 am

Ruder wrote:And you know Arby's and old people go together like lamb and tuna fish*.*Name that quote~

Nazo, from Big Daddy.

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:03 pm

"A Canoli for a Kanoli"

- Ruder after handing a Canoli to a Kanoli.

str8 · Post by **str8** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:04 pm

"What did Martin Luther King do for you?"

Willis

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:39 pm

"Free Willy"

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:42 am

"I'll start smoking and then quit that!"

-Bart

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:18 am

GET YOU SOME!!!!

everyone should know

superq · Post by **superq** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:42 pm

"she's gonna eat blubber as soon as we get home and I free willy"

str8 · Post by **str8** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:58 am

"You want to know what I think? I think you're all f*cked in the head that's what I think. We're three hours from the f*cking fun park and you wanna turn around and go home. Well, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. A quest for fun. You're gonna be so happy you're going to be whistling Zippidy Doo Dah out your a**hole, You're gonna need plastic surgery to remove the smiles from your face."

Clark
Vaction

McCabe · Post by **McCabe** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:06 am

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?"

Clark
Christmas Vaction.

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:15 pm

str8 wrote:"You want to know what I think? I think you're all f*cked in the head that's what I think. We're three hours from the f*cking fun park and you wanna turn around and go home. Well, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. A quest for fun. You're gonna be so happy you're going to be whistling Zippidy Doo Dah out your a**hole, You're gonna need plastic surgery to remove the smiles from your face."

Clark
Vaction

I was a youngster when I heard that, I don't think I've laugh that hard since.

Mace Man · Post by **Mace Man** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:53 pm

"Do you party" said to Willis from the van man as Willis walks past Thomas Park Sunday morning.

W's reply
"No I don't suck D*#&"