Kansas Disc Golf Association

I thought you all might get a laugh out of this.

Of course player ratings used at PDGA events would supercede this. This is just some made up bologna (what is new?). Feel free to modify as necessary. Try it out and see if you are indeed a SANDBAGGER!

1.) What % of tournaments in the last year have you cashed in?

2.) What % of tournaments would you have cashed if you had played up one division? Multiply result by 3.

3.) What % of tournaments have you won in the last year? Multiply results by 3.

Now multiply #1 by 4 and then add #2 and #3. Then divide by 6 to find the average.




0-20% means you are a DONATOR.

20-45% means you are in the CORRECT DIVISION.

45-60% means TIME TO MOVE UP.

60-80% means SANDBAGGER. No doubt, you're not fooling anyone.

80-100% mean GET A ROPE! Disgusting theif, be away from here!



Time of play for a division might also be considered...

First year of play: subtract 10%. Subtract 20% if it is your first year ever playing tournaments.

2nd year division player makes no adjustment.

3-5 years of play adds 10%.

Over 5 years adds 15%.

You are one creative cat Mikey Now go to the store an get an MX.

Good thing Marcus Anderson ain't on here... How much do you add for playing a division for over 10 years?

I don't know why I posted this in the discs and gear section. How much trouble is it to move? I wouldn't bother.


According to this formula, Smitty and Emac are the biggest sandbaggers on the OZ tour!

what?????

"According to this formula, Smitty and Emac are the biggest sandbaggers on the OZ tour!"

How is that possible when they're playing the highest division offered to them? That's just stupid!

Schoen-hopper wrote:I don't know why I posted this

me either.

Leo D. wrote:

Schoen-hopper wrote:I don't know why I posted this

me either.

LMMFAO!

discatcher wrote:"According to this formula, Smitty and Emac are the biggest sandbaggers on the OZ tour!"

How is that possible when they're playing the highest division offered to them? That's just stupid!

You can't detect a joke very well, can you?

Schoen-hopper wrote:
You can't detect a joke very well, can you?

I know a joke when I read one. If you'll look at the posts below mine I'm evidently not the only one who thought it was STUPID!

Calling an open player a sandbagger is a (humerous) compliment. Everyone should understand that.

What I think is uncalled for, is the repeat negative attitudes being expressed. Why don't you think up something for yourself that has some value, instead of being a vulture and picking apart others' comments for no apparent reason other than to spread your bitterness?

No bitterness here, I assure you. I'm not picking you apart, simply stating a fact.

I thought it was funny Mike

Ring wrote:I thought it was funny Mike

I agree Mike's joke was mildly amusing. Leo D's joke was funny.

discatcher's analysis translates to he's just stupid.