Your best funny

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:49 pm

Ther used to be a thread that had peoples jokes on it. What happened to it? well untill it is found i thought i would put this up just cause I found this one and thought it pretty good.

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting....."Grumpy screwed a penguin!"

Clay · Post by **Clay** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:46 am

A Marine and a Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands.

"Hey," says the Navyman, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands."

"In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Nivek9 · Post by **Nivek9** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:34 pm

What's an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

A guy that lies in bed awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

dscglfr · Post by **dscglfr** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:48 pm

What do tupperware and a walrus have in common

They both like a tight seal

2 · Post by 2 » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:21 am

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice......... Hi I'm Lloyd.. is that your puppy?

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:39 am

"Now that I`ve seen your dog,do you want to see mine"?

heddy · Post by **heddy** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:00 pm

where do metalheads sleep when they go camping?
(now say this in a loud, fast, rocker voice)

IN TENTS!!

Master Dyck · Post by **Master Dyck** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:46 pm

WISE INVESTMENTS

I'm no financial planner but this makes financial and common sense.....

Retirement Plan Investment Tip

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.