Kansas Disc Golf Association

The rules are simple: I'll post a wish and then the next person has to find some way to ruin the wish.

ex. "I wish I had a billion pounds

Granted but it's in pennies and you are crushed under the weight."

That person then makes their own wish and the cycle continues.

I wish I was a pirate.

MOthrows wrote:I wish I was a pirate.

That would make you gay.

I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.

disc golf superhero wrote:

I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.

Then you wouldn't have a boyfriend and you would run out of lotion.



I wish fish had wings and birds had fins.

frick this thread,Iv`e been cut off twice.
I wish I could delete this topic.

Then You would have nothing to do with your waist of time.

I wish Josh wasn't a sandbagger.

smitty wrote:

disc golf superhero wrote:

I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.

Then you wouldn't have a boyfriend and you would run out of lotion.



I wish fish had wings and birds had fins.

Granted. But a shark landed on your head and you died.

I wish hero wasn't a homophobe and would except me for who I am.

MOthrows wrote:I wish hero wasn't a homophobe and would except me for who I am.

Granted,but as You and Hero are flying to a S.F.gay pride parade,the airliner hits a mountain.

I wish people were more sensitive.

Granted. But now they actually listen to what you're saying and decide to stone you to death.

I wish I controlled the weather.

MOthrows wrote:I wish I controlled the weather.

Granted. But in your desire to play disc golf all the time you neglected to let it rain at all causing all of the crops to die and we are now all starving to death.

I wish the presidential election were tomorrow so we could skip past all the campaigning.

Nivek9 wrote:

MOthrows wrote:I wish I controlled the weather.

I wish the presidential election were tomorrow so we could skip past all the campaigning.

Granted but then we would be stuck with the Clintons and there is no telling what would go on in the Oval Office.


I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger

disc golf superhero wrote:

jtkustomizer wrote:I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger

Granted. Now you're a midget.

I wish I could of left that alone.

Granted I deleted your post! Now you will get pissed and have a heart attack because you are all worked up about nothing.

I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.

[/quote]I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.[/quote]

Smitty wins the Ruin-a-Wish Game.

smitty wrote:

disc golf superhero wrote:

jtkustomizer wrote:I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger

Granted. Now you're a midget.

I wish I could of left that alone.

Granted I deleted your post! Now you will get pissed and have a heart attack because you are all worked up about nothing.

I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.

Granted, but then you lose your job for patting a female student's chest while saying "Great game!"

I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.

I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.

Granted But now you can't play disc golf for two weeks cause you forgot wifes boobs are on her back and stuck it up her pooper last while drunk and she beat you with the bed side lamp.


I wish it was summer time every time I walked out my door with my disc golf bag.

str8 wrote:I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.

Granted,but as you are walking to your car after a Led Zeppelin concert you are struck and killed by a torrent of urine from drunk concert goers peeing in the parking lot.

I wish I had three arms so I could play guitar like Buckethead.