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smitty
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by smitty Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:42 am
str8 wrote: I wish Mace ran the PDGA!
Granted, but it is Brian. He has all the Jake Mace blood in him, and is so stubborn that it pisses everyone off and now there are only 5 members of the PDGA and they all live in Ft. Worth area.
I wish I had Bretts beard!
ditziwt
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by ditziwt Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:49 am
smitty wrote:
granted, but you tried to give lizard a kiss and killed him by suffocation.
i wish i couldnt miss a putt within a 100 ft.
smitty
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by smitty Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:18 pm
Granted, but on your first hole you end up 1201 inches out. Your putt blows by to 1201 inches, the next putt hit and rolls out to 1201 inches, you see the trend.
str8
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by str8 Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:36 pm
Granted, but we now enter the longest drought recorded in the history of the world.
smitty
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by smitty Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:38 pm
Granted, but he/she is a hermaphrodite.
ditziwt
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by ditziwt Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:55 pm
smitty wrote: I wish it wasn't so Fing HOT outside!
granted, but your wish has started the next ice age and every tournament is now an ice bowl.
I wish there was free gas on all days ending in "-day"
mrsenortyler
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by mrsenortyler Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:31 pm
ditziwt wrote:
Granted, but the magical wish granter only speaks French, and no days in french end in "-day"
I wish I could find some water so I could drill a well.
smitty
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by smitty Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:02 pm
mrsenortyler wrote:
I wish I could find some water so I could drill a well.
Granted, but it was contaminated with oil and all your grapes die.
I wish I could play the guitar and sing like Davy Knowles.
mrsenortyler
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by mrsenortyler Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:10 pm
I think I might be able to live with that one!
Lucky4ever247
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by Lucky4ever247 Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:20 pm
I wish I could play the guitar and sing like Davy Knowles.[/quote]
Granted. But when you played the online version of rockband everyone saw how
much of a wannabe you are and the world laughed in your face...
I wish I could see that hot girl from the glass blown open at the tourney in topeka tomorrow.
DUH
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by DUH Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:51 pm
Lucky4ever247 wrote: I wish I could see that hot girl from the glass blown open at the tourney in topeka tomorrow.
Granted, but someone told her she throws like a man so she's had a sex change since then
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I wish I could be on the cover of a disc golf magazine
smitty
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by smitty Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:59 pm
DUH wrote: I wish I could be on the cover of a disc golf magazine
Granted, the caption below the picture says "Am for life"
I wish that dirty diapers smelled like roses.
disclizard
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by disclizard Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:11 pm
Granted your DEPENDS smell wonderful
Chain smoker
mrsenortyler
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by mrsenortyler Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:18 pm
disclizard wrote:
I wish I could play disc golf every day in perfect weather.
Granted, but eternal life eventually becomes boring, and you end up like on "Groundhog Day" with Bill Murray.
I wish that houses were free.
disclizard
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by disclizard Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:11 pm
Granted your cardboard box even has a window, and smitty passes his depends down to you to use as shingles.
Chain smoker
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