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Postby dragonessk » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:27 pm

granted, but you grip lock every throw too and end up OB.


I wish I was a model.

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Postby Ron » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:59 pm

Granted, Unfortunately in order to get the job at Lane Bryant, you had to put on 150 lbs. Although you are big and beautiful right now, you can no longer endure Disc Golf because you are winded after just three holes and it is too much to carry your huge body around the course.

I wish my disc golf cronies would move up to a tougher division.
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Postby Friz-Rocker » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:17 pm

Granted,but they joined a division of the Big Red 1 and they`re headed to Iraq.

I wish there was more to life than disc-golf.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.

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Postby Ruder » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:15 pm

Friz-Rocker wrote:Granted,but they joined a division of the Big Red 1 and they`re headed to Iraq.

I wish there was more to life than disc-golf.


Granted, but now life sucks.



I wish pizza's delivered themselves.
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Postby scarpfish » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:55 pm

Granted, but your self delivering pizzas were intercepted by a hungry rottweiler named Slash, who ate them but was kind enough to bring the empty boxes to your door and brazen enough to demand a tip.

I wish the vegetables in TV dinners tasted like, well you know, vegetables.

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Postby Schoen-hopper » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:56 pm

scarpfish wrote:I wish the vegetables in TV dinners tasted like, well you know, vegetables.



Granted, now the world runs out of freezer space.

I wish for the leperchaun's pot of gold.

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Postby disclizard » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:47 pm

I wish for the leperchaun's pot of gold.


Granted There is a pot of gold and its in fort knox. and the leperchaun is the american army and they say come and get it.

I wish the paint job on my bike was done.
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Postby MOthrows » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:00 pm

Granted, but now you don't have an excuse for all of your late paper deliveries and big brother gives you an unrefundable cyanide capsule.

I wish it was possible to win a verbal dispute with a woman. One that did not end in bloodshed or a divorce.

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Postby disclizard » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:34 pm

I wish it was possible to win a verbal dispute with a woman. One that did not end in bloodshed or a divorce.


Granted but she was a Man three years ago and you met her in San Quinton prison.

I wish we could put a fence around Oklahoma and turn it into a zoo.
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Postby Friz-Rocker » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:13 am

Granted,but as you were teasing the tiger exhibit..........well you know what happens.

I wish I was crazy enough to dig up oak and herman hill baskets and shorten them all to 340 feet.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.

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Postby Schoen-hopper » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:07 am

Granted, but you made them 340 from the short tees, which actually lengthened the course. The lack of distance variety led to the demise of the course.

I wish people thought about installing quality courses rather than just doing whatever it takes to get buckets in the ground.

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Postby Friz-Rocker » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:56 pm

Granted,but as the new players looked at a 450 foot "Quality Hole"they decided to go skateboarding instead.

I wish there was no pig station at our disc-golf course.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.

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Postby Ron » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:47 pm

Granted, but now the course is infested with gay pride fu#$ers and they get in the way of disc golfers, because they like all the pretty colored frisbees.

I wish all my wishes were granted.
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Postby disclizard » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:43 pm

I wish all my wishes were granted.


Granted all your wishes came true . Unfortunatly you secretly wished you could join in all the fun of the gay pride festivitys and now hang out at the disc golf courses cause the colors of the discs are just so pretty.lol

I wish I would have gotten my fishing license last week so I could go fishing this week.
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Postby Friz-Rocker » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:21 pm

Granted,but as you were shopping at Walmart a crackhead shot everyone in sporting goods.

I wish Karaoke was illegal.
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