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Postby ronconversjr » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:13 pm

smitty wrote:
ronconversjr wrote:granted,but you get turned into a video game character!

I wish lawyers paid you to take a case!



Granted! Now Babbit is to poor to play any Disc Golf events and we all start making fun of you Ron.

I wish that I wasn't a porn star.
awe I want this one :lol:
granted but now your hemorrhoids are a repetitive stress injury :twisted:
I wish living in Kansas was as cool as living in Oklahoma :lol:
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Postby ronconversjr » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:15 pm

disclizard wrote:
I wish that I wasn't a porn star.


Granted but now ther are alot of midgets out of work.

I wish the grass would turn blue this year.

Granted but now when you smoke it it turns you blue also!
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Postby disclizard » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:52 pm

I wish living in Kansas was as cool as living in Oklahoma


Granted cause it is and always was cooler . we just dont tell the okies cause it would break thier little hearts.

I wish 43 years old was the new 18.
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Postby ronconversjr » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:01 pm

disclizard wrote:
I wish living in Kansas was as cool as living in Oklahoma


Granted cause it is and always was cooler . we just dont tell the okies cause it would break thier little hearts.

I wish 43 years old was the new 18.

I didn`t mean colder! :lol:
granted but now you are too young to buy beer
I wish squirrels would attack Smitty`s disc!
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Postby disclizard » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:27 am

I wish squirrels would attack Smitty`s disc!


Granted they attack and keep the discs. This weekend you still get beaten at the grove by a bunch of squirrels.

I wish i could go to the grove and watch the squirrels play .
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Postby smitty » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:22 am

I wish Ron and Lizard would just call each other. That way we didn't have to read their bad attempts at humor.

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Postby Ron » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:25 am

I wish Smitty would be more specific too which Ron he was talking about so I wouldnt have to throw him in the river.
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Postby MOthrows » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:02 am

Granted, now Ron and Lizard both have c.b's and can chit chat away. Smitty is now in the river, so now maybe he can weigh more than a buck sixty.

I wish I hadn't thrown 7 discs in the water at newton today :( . We did play 77 holes though.

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Postby smitty » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:33 am

MOthrows wrote:
I wish I hadn't thrown 7 discs in the water at newton today :( . We did play 77 holes though.



Granted, you came to Winfield and played the tourney. You did throw 2 discs in, but you won your division and got $80 to buy new discs.


I wish it was summer break instead of spring break.

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Postby disclizard » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:29 pm

I wish it was summer break instead of spring break.


granted but the school board requested that you teach summer school to the brats that didn't pay attention the whole year, Your summer is screwed.

I wish i could find a magic lamp.
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Postby MOthrows » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:57 am

smitty wrote:
MOthrows wrote:
I wish I hadn't thrown 7 discs in the water at newton today :( . We did play 77 holes though.



Granted, you came to Winfield and played the tourney. You did throw 2 discs in, but you won your division and got $80 to buy new discs.


I wish I was smart enough to read the tourney dates and remember them. I can't believe we were down in that neck of the woods and didn't play the tourney. :( We did have a blast at Newton though. That is one fun course. Minus pulling a tin cup and losing 7 discs.

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Postby MOthrows » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:59 am

disclizard wrote:
I wish it was summer break instead of spring break.


granted but the school board requested that you teach summer school to the brats that didn't pay attention the whole year, Your summer is screwed.

I wish i could find a magic lamp.


Granted, you find a magic lamp and the person holding it wishes leprosy upon you.

I wish there really was a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow.

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Postby dragonessk » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:20 am

"I wish there really was a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow."

Granted, but then you get your ass kicked by a leprauchan and he takes your wallet.

I wish there was a blooming money tree in my back yard.

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Postby Ron » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:51 am

Granted, but it's blooming Iraqi Dinars which is virtually worthless except for wiping your caboose with.

I wish I would have a good, beautiful, woman (extinct creature) fall in love with me.
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Postby Kindy » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:22 pm

Granted, but then she would not let you play disc golf. :shock:

I wish I could throw a disc 400 feet.


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