Ruin-A-Wish Game

[disclizard]

Granted you never have to pay another dime because now your not just a life time member. Your the president and co-star of the friz rocker porn web site.

I wish friz rocker and smitty would stop spaming my E-mail with offesr to watch them on thier porn site.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but now you stop receiving all that free gay porn that you crave.

I wish homosexuals were banned from riding harleys.

[Schoen-hopper]

Granted. Now all those big women hang out at the pool in two-piece bikini's.

I wish my skin didn't burn so bad.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish my skin didn't burn so bad.

Granted, you'd used a condom.

I wish for great disc golf weather tomorrow.

[disclizard]

Granted we did have great weather . Sorry dude can't ruin that one.

I wish friz rocker would stop calling my bike a HARLEY. My bike runs.

[ditziwt]

Granted we did have great weather . Sorry dude can't ruin that one.

I wish friz rocker would stop calling my bike a HARLEY. My bike runs.

Granted, but he will still call you a goofball.

I wish lighting would strike down all the a$$holes in wichita tonight.

[smitty]

Granted, but now you are dead.

I wish we could hydrate by drinking beer.

[dragonessk]

Granted, but being drunk all the time means double vision... which means seeing two baskets; just aim in between them.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I had more time to sleep.

Granted, but it coming out of your "Carpet cleaning" time.

I wish the night was longer than the day. (all year)

[DUH]

Granted, but being drunk all the time means double vision... which means seeing two baskets; just aim in between them.

That goes for the OB strings and sidewalks too

[smitty]

Granted, but being drunk all the time means double vision... which means seeing two baskets; just aim in between them.

That goes for the OB strings and sidewalks too

You messed up the game Dummy! You didn't ruin a wish.


I wish Duh would realize that her string was helpful but not really needed.

[disclizard]

I wish the night was longer than the day. (all year)

Granted you get a job with a geology group studying ice and you live in north alaska from October through May and in antartica from April through September and never see the light of day again.

You messed up the game Dummy! You didn't ruin a wish.


I wish Duh would realize that her string was helpful but not really needed.

Granted she not only realizes that but also realizes that doing any thing for the ACDGC is pretty much a thankless job and decides to start her own league and has many followers. the ACDGC dryes up and has only three members within a year. The new PDGA sactioned B class tourney in Wichita is renamed "where the frigg did that wind come from"

[ditziwt]

I wish the night was longer than the day. (all year)

Granted you get a job with a geology group studying ice and you live in north alaska from October through May and in antartica from April through September and never see the light of day again.

You messed up the game Dummy! You didn't ruin a wish.


I wish Duh would realize that her string was helpful but not really needed.

Granted she not only realizes that but also realizes that doing any thing for the ACDGC is pretty much a thankless job and decides to start her own league and has many followers. the ACDGC dryes up and has only three members within a year. The new PDGA sactioned B class tourney in Wichita is renamed "where the frigg did that wind come from"

now you ruined the game dummy, you didnt make a wish.

I wish all player packs came with a fifth of jack.

[disclizard]

Granted They come with a 1/5 of jack in your little world cause that where you will always be after drinking all of those bottles of boooze.

I wish I wish there were dozens of camels at the doo dah instead of just one.

[dragonessk]

Granted, but a dozens of camels need somewhere to crap and the fairways are now filled with steaming landmines.

I wish I would get a raise at work on Monday.