Ruin-A-Wish Game

[mrsenortyler]

I wish this freaking outrageous pain in my shoulder blade area would just go away!

Granted, now you have a freaking outrageous pain in your head, and you can't think straight.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[dragonessk]

granted, but now you don't know where anything is, and the house isn't talking.

I wish my schoolwork was already done.

[doc]

Your schoolwork is well-done...and burned to a crisp. (School-work is best when med-rare, btw)


I wish putting practice was fun.

[Bangrrr]

Granted. But it's so much fun all you do is putt and now you can't throw a disc past 50 feet.....I wish for good weather for the Doo Dah

[dragonessk]

Granted. Its beautiful weather... For for Antarctica in June:) the winds are down to 70 mph and the temprature is a balmy 20 below.

I wish my putter was magnetic.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but as you are putting, friz-rockers keys, loose change, and hash pipe come flying out of his pocket, hit carpet-chest in the head and knock him out.

I wish KDGA tourneys were affordable for everyone.{ like they used to be}

[mrsenortyler]

Granted, you come to Winfield Next week and pay $20, and maybe buy some Mulligans.

I wish I had remembered to Ruin Friz Rockers wish!

[disclizard]

Granted you not only ruin his wish but ruin his life when you tell him the baby isn't his it just looks like it cause its so ugly.


I wish for wishes that when you wish your wishes the wishes come true.

[doc]

Poof! You're a lizard.


I wish to Ace this evening at WyCo League...the perfect end to an imperfect week.

[dragonessk]

Granted you ace them all... 18 black aces! new record.

I wish there were 25 hours in a day

[mrsenortyler]

I wish there were 25 hours in a day

Granted, but now there are only 57.6 minutes in an hour, so still the same minutes in a day.

I wish sonic had free root beer floats every wednesday.

[smitty]

I wish sonic had free root beer floats every wednesday.

Granted. Banger runs up your cell bill by texting you 10 times each day to remind you about free floats at Sonic.

I wish ticks wouldn't stick to your private parts.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish ticks wouldn't stick to your private parts.

Granted, ticks no longer stick to your private parts, but woodpeckers do.....

I wish I were superman.

[dragonessk]

Granted; you do know superman had homosexual tendencies(not that there's anything wrong with that)? Ms. lane was just a cover!

I wish this wasn't my favorite thread on the entire forum.

[smitty]

I wish this wasn't my favorite thread on the entire forum.

Granted, Frizz-Rocker finally links his porn site to this forum.


I wish Frizz-Rockers porn site didn't charge me $9.99 a visit.