Ruin-A-Wish Game

[Sandman]

Granted but the new car is a Yugo. And when you fart you actually shart.
I wish smoking cannabis was legal in the US.

[disclizard]

I wish smoking cannabis was legal in the US.

Granted: now all the pilots , doctors , police, truckdrivers and many more are stoned out of thier minds. The cars on the Hyways move at a snails pace and every one says Duuuuuuude all the time. The constitution is rewriten to say " We the dudes want Chips and Other munchies" . Fast food places shut down along with fast oil change shops because nothing moves fast any more. Worst of all you can never play disc golf any more because the courses are so over run with potheads that there is a mile long line for the first tee pad at every course in the world.

I wish i could get a course put in up here in Belair.

[Bangrrr]

Granted, but all the previously mentioned potheads start hanging out in Bel-Aire and you get run out of town.

I wish the Little Apple Open would have been today instead of having to wait another week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweetphil]

Granted... you show up, go tin cup and finish dfl a week early. i'm jus jealous and wish i had a nice new bag like bob's

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but now your new bag is bob`s, and it`s hairy and it needs shaved.


I wish the forum didn`t have moderators.

[smitty]

I wish the forum didn`t have moderators.

Granted but you and Ring get more out of control and run everyone off. Now the only two people who visit are you and Ring and it is no fun bashing each other all the time.



I wish Ring and Frizz-Rocker would admit they are a father son duo.

[disclizard]

Granted not only are they father and son but come from the same mother too. They decide to marry mom and produce a set of super mutant sisters that have perfect rubberband arms for slinging discs and the sisters end up ruleing the disc golf world. unfortuneatly thought the sissters are buttt ugly and every time they go in public dogs chase them and people try hitting them with their cars.


I wish the courses in kansas didn't turn into swampy messes every time it rained. "I HATE MUD"

[Bangrrr]

Granted... you show up, go tin cup and finish dfl a week early. i'm jus jealous and wish i had a nice new bag like bob's

That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Friz-Rocker]

[That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, you think it`s funny, but god and the pope don`t think it`s funny and since you don`t care who they are, you are struck by lightning.

I wish all women weren`t psycho, and al men weren`t a$$HOLES.

[dragonessk]

granted, all men are now psycho and all womes are a$$holes... so shut the fock up you crazy loon!

I wish I had money to buy stock while it is cheap.

[DUH]

Granted, but you accidently buy livestock & get stuck with a bunch of pigs with swine flu, cows with mad cow disease & chickens with bird flu.

I wish there weren't sandbaggers playing in my division at Am Worlds.

[doc]

Granted, now you're playing Open at Pro Worlds.


I wish I had my own 18 hole course...

[DUH]

Granted, now you're playing Open at Pro Worlds.

LOL- I'm thinking about it

[smitty]

I wish there weren't sandbaggers playing in my division at Am Worlds.

This from the chick who wins almost every AM tourney she plays. MOVE UP!!!

Back to the game.

[dragonessk]

I wish I had my own 18 hole course...

granted you are now the proud owner of an 18 hole miniature golf course.

I wish this freaking outrageous pain in my shoulder blade area would just go away!