The Adventures of Discman

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:33 pm

Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman!Discman! Discman!Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman!Discman! Discman! Discman! Discman!

Give us a encore.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:49 am

Discman and his friends drive across the state, for another 2 day tournament.That night they are invited to stay at a friends house that has no water to the toilet.After partying,their ride goes postal leaving them 300 miles from home.With no toilet and no ride they start to lose their minds,proposing to strange women and asking them to,"Have my baby". Discman witnesses a hit and run and is given a free ride across town,with a half oz. of tobacco product in his pocket,by the local police.The cop offers to taze Discman for a photo shoot.On the drive home a friend of Discman passes numerous vehicles on the shoulder of I-70 at 90 miles an hour throwing debris on angry glaring motorists.Discman dreams of being supoened later so he can return to play more discgolf 300 miles from home.

Ring · Post by **Ring** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:47 am

Now that was good times!! Ya'll better quit MUGGIN

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:41 pm

HAVE MY BABY!

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:36 pm

Next on the adventures of Discman............

2 · Post by 2 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:51 am

Discman should have a story for us, he went to Abilene with James B..

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:35 am

2, Bruce isn't Discman, he's just the author, Discman is anyone, could be you.

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:54 am

When does discman decide to "visit" someone? During altered states of consciousness?

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:26 pm

could be.

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:26 pm

could be.

2 · Post by 2 » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:52 am

Oh, I see

I never nude of it!!!

$c0oBa · Post by **$c0oBa** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:31 pm

Did the Heroic stories of Discman end?

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:45 pm

No, Discman has been through some crazy antics. He said he will send me a story to post for him soon.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:14 pm

Discman awakens to beautiful weather,loads his gear,picks up his friends and drives the 50 miles to the one day tournament. Playing the game of his life,he strings 4 birdies to deepen his score. Suddenly the weather in Kansas changes and high wind and cold rain ensue. Taking a nasty double bogie standing in mud on an easy hole,Discman proceeds to destroy his discbag against a tree. Later he was seen crushing a borrowed umbrella on another tree. Cold and wet he returns home. Hungry he heats some oil on the stove to deep fry some french fries. 30 minutes later while smoking some tobacco product in the basement, the smoke alarm goes off. Discman rushes upstairs,grabs the burning pan and drops it on the floor. Cabinets,counters and carpet burning,he rushes to the phone to call for help and pulls the phone off the wall. He then runs to the neighbors who call the fire dept. Discman`s landlord settles for $10,000.{No renters insurance}

Nivek9 · Post by **Nivek9** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:13 pm

Talk about a bad day..... Going through all that and not gettin to eat them fries musta sucked.