Ruin-A-Wish Game

[doc]

Granted...but now in order for you to be rebellious you now hate disc golf.


I wish the best to all competitors at the GBO...Ace/Birdie on, boyz and girlz!!

[Nivek9]

Granted, but because everyone played so well it was a 190 way tie and the TD had to just split the pot completely evenly between all competitors.

I wish I had more time to play disc golf......

[Lucky4ever247]

I wish I had more time to play disc golf......

Granted.. But only because your new wife ran off with your boss and
the homewrecker fired you...


I wish I wasn't so good looking...

[dragonessk]

granted

i wish all my socks and shoes were waterproof.

[Friz-Rocker]

granted, but you become a baby seal, and although you are defended by greenpeace, you are run over by a russian icebreaker.


i wish we could use teleporters to travel to other cities and towns.

[disclizard]

Granted you decide to teliport to KC to play some disc and as the transporter is putting you back to gether It forgets a couple molacues and put you together wrong . which turns out an improvement cause you end up looking like the guy above.


I wish I was purdy like that there frizrocker.

[Lucky4ever247]

I wish I was purdy like that there frizrocker.

Granted...But now your license pic doesn't match your face.
So when you got pulled over on your bike for wearing a chicken suit,
the police ran a facial comparison that matched a known goat rapist
wanted for 87 counts of animal sodomy and goat molesting.

Thats baa-aa-aa-aa-dd-dd Lizzy

I wish I had a thousands of discs to trade like mark martin...

[doc]

Granted...but then the owners of said discs ALL find you.............and you wake up at the bottom of a pond.


I wish I could turbo putt like Mark Martin...

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I could turbo putt like Mark Martin...

Granted, but now ALL you shots are turbo, even your drives, and you can't drive more than 100ft!

I wish I had one of those new Innova putters with wood in the plastic.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but the wood came from california, and you are attacked and badly beaten by the Sierra Club.


I wish you had to be intelligent to be in charge.

[disclizard]

Granted but then suddenly all people in positions of power through out the world dissapear. Oganizations as small as local disc golf clubs to whole countrys fall apart from lack of leadership. Alians discover this and take advantage of the humans who are now wondering aimlessly, they start by doing probes on rednecks who drive wood paneled stationwagons.


I wish I could star as a super hero, that wins the admeration of the hot chick, in my own DC comic

[Lucky4ever247]

I wish I could star as a super hero, that wins the admeration of the hot chick, in my own DC comic

Granted.. Then you woke up and realized it was all a dream and your pitiful existance hadnt changed at all....



I wish I could stay in winfield for a month this summer to prep for the Friz..

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I could stay in winfield for a month this summer to prep for the Friz..

Granted, but you die of boredom before October ever comes!

I wish it wasn't raining today.

[smitty]

I wish it wasn't raining today.

Granted but now you have to plant grapes.

I wish I would have just went kicked you after league.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I would have just went and kicked you after league.

Granted, but you'd still be wrong about ruining hole 5!

I wish smitty would get his way more often, so we all didn't have to listen to him whine!