Ruin-A-Wish Game

[smitty]

Granted, but now you have to shave off the skullet and wear a Speed-o and everyone sees just how small you johnson is.

I wish laundry would do itself.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish laundry would do itself.

Granted, but it doesn't fold itself, and all your laundry goes crazy and washes itself and now you have more to fold than ever.

I wish beer came out of the faucet instead of water.

[doc]

Granted...but now all your clothes come out of the washer smelling like a saloon.

I wish there was a video about 2 girls and 1 cupped fart...

[Nivek9]

Granted...but now all your clothes come out of the washer smelling like a saloon.

I wish there was a video about 2 girls and 1 cupped fart...

Granted, but the girls are exactly the kind you would expect to see enjoying a cupped fart and now you wish you hadn't watched it.

I wish I had $800k to build a disc golf course.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted,but during the consruction phase a fart cupping contest breaks out between two welders.The ensuing explosion of methane gas causes much loss of life and insurance does not cover the 4.5 million judgement,because of their no fart cupping clause.


I wish my underwear was self cleaning.

[Nivek9]

Granted, and oddly enough everyone around you is really glad you have self cleaning underwear now too for some reason.

I wish I hadn't been in a office with a bunch of other people when I read Friz's welder incident description.

[mrsenortyler]

I wish I hadn't been in a office with a bunch of other people when I read Friz's welder incident description.

Granted, but they were still around to see you on a Disc golf forum, and you are equally as embarrassed.

I wish I was good at playing pool.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted,but after taking a martial art trained midgets last 20 on an unbelievable 3 rail shot,shocked bar patrons find both your balls in the corner pocket.


I wish Monica Lewinsky had a blue dress waiting for me.

[disclizard]

Granted . although you look real comfortable in it, it just doesn't go with your eyes but you save the day with your choice of shoes and bag but your girl friend is jelious that you look better than her.


I wish Oak lawn had a permanat disc golf course . That park is sweet.

[Ring]

Granted, but 3 golfers are trampled by a pack of deer while trying to stop Mexicans from using our baskets as barbaque grills

I wish "Lizard" could have seen himself at the Friz

[Schoen-hopper]

Granted, but flashbacks insue from the firefight.

I wish Jelious was the evil twin of Delicious.

[doc]

Granted...but now you envy every bite of food you eat and find yourself on the TV show "Biggest Loser"...

I wish I had several '01 CE Roc's...instead of just one.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but after you spend 3k on 7 of them,innova decides to make 20,000 replicas,making your 2001 ce rocs worth 175 dollars.


I wish that Nivek9 spits coffee on his keyboard next time he reads my post.

[mrsenortyler]

Granted, but he gets electrocuted by the keyboard, and the overwhelming guilt drives you to your own suicide.

I wish Winfield had a Chipotle Mexican Grill.

[Cat]

Granted- You wont have to worry about the toilet backin up!




I wish yall were a lot closer so we could play disc golf together more often!