Ruin-A-Wish Game

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:18 am

I wish for 10 pennies.

Granted. But since you have "money on the mind" you get copper poisoning in the cranium (that's where the pennies are) and discover a new meaning to the term "stroke yourself".

I wish I could communicate with humans.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:37 pm

Granted, but they are dead in the bottom of the well you dropped them into.

I wish turkey only cost a nickel.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:55 pm

Granted,but as you were drowsy from the tryptophan in the turkey you bought for a nickle,you lost your wallet.

I wish this thread wasn`t blowing up.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:52 am

Friz-Rocker wrote:Granted,but as you were drowsy from the tryptophan in the turkey you bought for a nickle,you lost your wallet.

I wish this thread wasn`t blowing up.

Granted, but now you made us all go back to work and everyone is yelling at you to turn the satan music down!

I wish every day was Friday.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:54 am

Andy wrote:
I wish every day was Friday.

BAD WISH! Now you never get a weekend, but you are always ready for it. That is the worst wish ever!

I wish people would think before they made a wish!

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:29 pm

Granted,but as hillbilly heads exploded[from thinking]everywhere,you were attacked and eaten by thousands of unfed pigs.

I wish hillbillys weren`t offended.

dragonessk · Post by **dragonessk** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:45 am

granted, but now Jerry Springer has gone back into politics.

I wish I knew all the answers.

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:14 am

dragonessk wrote: I wish I knew all the answers.

Granted, but you have a mental meltdown with frustration at people's stupidity.

I wish some people would come to Ted's this year.

Bangrrr · Post by **Bangrrr** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:55 pm

Granted, but they all belong to a religious cult. They happen to tell you they came for a mass suicide as you are drinking the last of the kool aide they offered you.......

I wish the election was over so I didn't have to hear about Hillary and Obama every @*$^@*# day!!!

ronconversjr · Post by **ronconversjr** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:25 pm

granted , but that was just the Kansas primaries!

I wish Discraft would sell out of Forces and make the next batch baby blue!

dragonessk · Post by **dragonessk** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:09 pm

The Disctraft genie thought you said baby poo...

I wish I got paid money to be happy.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:06 am

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish the wind was blowing at a nice 5 mph rate, instead of gale force.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:15 pm

MOthrows wrote:
I wish the wind was blowing at a nice 5 mph rate, instead of gale force.

Granted, but it is raining so much you can't go outside anyway.

I wish I was still on vacation.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:18 pm

Granted,but it`s on vacation pheasant hunting with Dick Cheney.

I wish with my dying breath,that I throw a roller down the nursing home hall.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:07 pm

Granted, but it's your wooden dentures and they get caught up in your depends.

I wish every league night had weather like this.