A prominent Master disc golfer on the Topeka disc golf scene mooned a passing group full of Canoli and the Canoli went wild. Apparently Leo was taken aback by this outburst. When a member of the group full of Canoli was putting, Leo barked an angry mocking screed intent on disrupting the player’s putt. The player was a 13-year-old boy out playing disc golf with his older brother. And his putt was disrupted. Leo timed it just right. When the two groups passed again, the Field General of the Canoli, informed Leo TO HIS FACE, that if he didn't like the way things carried on, then he could f*@!ing leave. On the next hole, Leo was given some of his own medicine, when the Field General of the Canoli over celebrated a long putt, coincidentally enough, while Leo was driving. Leo doesn't understand. What the Canoli did we did for fun. What Leo did was not fun.
Apparently 2 days later Leo still retained enough resentment toward the Canoli that he decided to wreak ugly screeds aimed at the 3 pads Team Canoli installed at Crestview Park:
Posted By: Leo D.
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:18 am Post subject:
Yes it would, just don't let the Cannolis put in the tee-pads, otherwise your getting Octagons, Circles, Trapazoids and Rectangles. And not to mention, they will be 4 feet above ground with some stupid saying written in them, like "Go Twedes"
It's to bad Leo got his wires crossed in a public forum where no Canoli has gone before. When Leo and the Undisputed King of Emporia played with 2 members of Team Canoli in the final round of the Sunflower State Games at Crestview, Leo didn't have anything to say TO THE FACES of Team Canoli about the 3 pads installed by Team Canoli half a decade ago.
We just think Leo has lost his damn mind.
POINT OF FACT:
All 3 of the Canoli pads at Crestview are rectangles. None of the pads are "4 feet above ground." It's just harder for one-dimensional golfers to step on a plain created for frivolity, and "with some stupid saying written in them." That "stupid saying" is not "Go Twedes". Who would wear tweed in Kansas?
The saying is Go Swedes! GGGOOO SSWWEEDDEESS!!!
This saying is the Canoli way of paying homage to the now mythic 9 holes at Bethany College, fabled to have been installed by Steady Ed himself. Yea...what ever happened to those pins? Some story rolling around about some Halloween goblins taking those pins away...yea.
There seems to be a good number of one-dimensional disc golfers out there with the pdga rules of human behavior stuffed so far up their bungholes that they forget about The Rest Of Us. And all the while you carry on like we should be paying every attention to you. That is why Team Canoli runs 46 events a year, winter, spring, summer, and fall, all across NE Kansas. TO GET AWAY FROM ONE DIMENTIONAL GOLFERS LIKE YOU. AND WE WILL SAY THIS TO YOUR FACE.
Someone needs to tell Lea...sorry...Leo that if he doesn't like the 3 Canoli pads at Crestview, then he can use the dirt beside them - this the Canoli will allow. But not if Leo plays pdga, then he will just have to use those tee pads "4 feet above ground."
Leo has been playing Tuesday Night Skinz for 3 years and he told us once that he was moving to Florida to be a racecar driver. This is the truth. We're good, but none of us could have thought that up. That might be a good idea, because the longer Leo stays in NE Kansas the greater the possibility Leo has of being contained, trapped, and wandering with the Canoli for at least 18 long, moon laced holes. Yea...lotta tourneys out there.
No hard feelings, Leo. We understand. There are a lot of other golfers out there thinking about the Canoli just like you. That’s why our tournaments could not be sanctioned by the pdga nor would we want them to be. Selah.