Two rednecks from Yellville, Bubba and Billy Bob, decided they aren't
going anywhere in life and think they should go to the junior college to
get ahead.
> >
> >Bubba goes in first. The professor advises him to take math,
history,and logic.
> >
> >"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
> >
> >The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weed-eater?"
> >
> >"I sure do," answers the redneck.
> >
> >"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replies the
professor.
> >
> >"That's real good." The redneck responds in awe.
> >
> >The professor continues: "Logic will also tell me that since you have
ayard, you also have a house."
> >
> >Impressed, the redneck shouts, "GAWL-LEEE!"
> >
> >"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by
yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
> >
> >"Sally Mae!! This is incredible!" Bubba exclaims.
> >
> >"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual rather than homosexual," says the professor.
> >
> >"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I
ever heard of. I caint wait to take this here logic class."
> >
> >Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the
hallway where Billy Bob is still waiting ...
> >
> >"So what classes are ya takin?" asks Billy Bob.
> >
> >"Math, history, and logic." replies Bubba.
> >
> >"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Billy Bob?
> >
> >"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
> >
> >"No.."
> >
> >"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
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